Sunday, September 28, 2008

Worse Names Than "The Cougars"

In retrospect, "The Cougars" could not have been a worse name choice in 1999, given its current connotation in 2008. Let's be honest, the name was taken away from us like "Helter Skelter" from the Beatles. But here's my shot at what, I guess, could have been some worse choices...

10. The Fanny Packs
9. NAMBLA
8. The Gore Administration
7. The Pink Cougars
6. Hoochie Mamas
5. Collateralized Debt Obligators
4. The Katrinas
3. A Bunch of Gay Dudes
2. Grey's Anatomy
1. Al-Qaeda

1 comment:

President Rozevelt said...

Term for an older cougar:

Sabre Tooth